Monday, August 14, 2006

Blockbuster

An Oscar for Mr. North. He made the script of his life...
http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2006/08/corruption-of-media.html

Oooops, before getting an oscar he needs to pass the critics, right?

So, let's help Mr. North getting it...

"Act 1, scene 1"
The first photo is new for me. So I ain't gonna comment it for now.
Second photo, yes there are signs of posing. Besides Green Helmet is looking straight at the objective. But whoever is there, the only person making good-looking faces is Green Helmet.
Well, that's a step near to the Oscar

"Act 1 scene 2"
I commented already on this one. No changes... Oscar? Hmmmm...

"Act 1 scene 3"
This time Mr. North seems to have the sequence right. However he doesn't see anything.

On first photo people seem arguing and the older guy seems quite somber. The "stripped tee-shirt man" (with army trousers btw, look further) is not conforting our Green Helmet but giving a quite expectant look towards the baby and the older man. Yes, Green Helmet seems to give some drama here. But, again he seems solo.

On second photo Green Helmet is showing drama. Right. However, Mr. North, is your budget really that bad? You cannot even buy an average monitor? Green Helmet is not looking at the camera. His eyes go straight to the baby (maybe he is afraid of another dust shower like the one Mr. North missed completely at his Act 1, scene 2?)

On third photo both men look surprised, they look above their heads and seem to listen to someone. Anyway all things show they are facing something they didn't expect. Btw, note the army trousers on "stripped tee-shirt man".

Oscar... Oscar... Ahhh Oscar... Well, sometimes, such scripts get Oscars...

"Act two"
I already commented it but, there are a few new pictures and one thing I forgot before. Mr. North! Is your budget that HORRIBLE?! You can't buy even a monocle??? The sleeves you jerk, the sleeves... I ain't even talking about the color of the shirt. Or her face... But the sleeves you idiot. That's like dressing pink shorts on Chewbacca for the last scene...

Ok, for the moment you don't get an Oscar. But I think Holywood can hire you for "Plan 9's" remake...

More to follow(TM - Mr. North)...

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